Sorry guys

I'm just not feeling it lately. So I am taking a break from photography and the blog for a bit.

I'm back!!!

Huge thanks to Kaci and Leah who kept things interesting while I was gone.
Texas is amazing! I had an awesome time and got to visit with some friends (really they are family) I don't have pictures up and running from the trip yet but I will this week!

Did you hear the one about the worm?

Hello all, me (Leah) again! It's the last day you're forced to suffer through my blogging as Jen should be arriving home today (tomorrow?)... At any rate, I thought I'd share these jokes in the interest of her recent pictorial discussions of WORMS.

Q. How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
A. Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Q. What do worms leave round their baths?
A. The scum of the earth.

Q. What do you call it when worms take over the world?
A. Global Worming.

Q. Why did the worm cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.

Q. What kind of worm do you use for math?
A. An Inch Worm

Q. What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
A. He was going in one ear and out the other.

Q. What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
A. A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death!

Q. What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
A. Biting into an apple and finding a half of a worm!

Q. What happens to a worm who digs too far?
A. It gets in-dig-estion

Q. What do you get when you cross a worm with an elephant?
A. Big holes in your garden.

Q. What is the best advice to give a worm?
A. Sleep late!

Q. How do you stop the Blob from eating worms?
A. Give him a good slug.

And now that you're scarred for life after reading that ridiculous bit of nonsense, I'll bow out and make my exit and wish for all your sakes that Jen never leaves town again!

Cakes CAN (and DO!) go wrong

Leah again, hi all!

I don't know the lucky recipient of THIS cake, but I found this pic posted on another blog and just HAD to share (she found it on the Internet and doesn't' know the recipient either):


I'm thankful my family went the route of flowers and booties on MY baby shower cake!!!

It's amazing what some people will come up with, isn't it?

These would be funnier if they didn't ring so TRUE!

Hello! My name is Leah, and I'm guest blogging for Jen while she's busy with the double P's (photographing and partying...ha ha!). I dwell over at Laughing Leah Loves Lilies

On to more important things... I recently got these images sent in an email, and while I did laugh, it was more of a forced laugh, because they're just too true lately, to be FUNNY in a hilarious sort of way. What do YOU think??

Daddy don't forget the CHEEE-Os!!

Me again...Kaci from Ellyphant!! Elly just celebrated her 4th birthday (gasp!) on Wednesday and Jon called to check on El. They had the usual, "I love you's, what you doin', Daddy when you comin' home?" Then at the end of the conversation Jon was saying bye and El piped up..."DADDY DON'T FORGET THE CHEEE-Os!" We laughed and El looked at me like what Ma I'm serious. Gotta love her...and yes I bought her Cheetos it was her birthday and ... well I did ... don't judge me ... you know you love them too!!

Nobody loves me...

Everybody hates me...guess I'll go eat...

WORMS!!

Hi all! I'm Kaci from Ellyphant...Jen's away so lets play!

My daughter loves a good worm too just like Reese...so I wanted to make sure when ya'll were sitting down to your morning coffee you got a really good look at juicy delicious worm!! Mmmmmm!!! El took this at her birthday party last Saturday. Yes I let El play with the camera...secretly hoping she'll drop it and it'll break and therefore opps sorry honey gotta go buy another camera. I loathe my camera!! Takes crap-tastic pictures. Side note...I wonder if that's why Jon let's El play with his iPhone...hmmm he has been saying he wants the newer model. I'm on to him now! Anyways I was just waiting for one of the kids to pick up the worm and have a lil taste since they were all obsessing over the gummy worms I let them eat. Wouldn't that be a fun conversation with the parents...umm ya so watch your kid tonight...ate a lil worm...here's your party favor...peace out!

Stupid house in the stupid background!

here's my last post before I go on vacation....

I'm goin out of town!

I am headed to Dallas/Fort Worth on Thursday! My best friend's hubby has given up 20 years in the armed forces and for that he kicks ass! I will be gone until Monday and I will NOT be updating the blog but I will line up some guest bloggers because I suck at blogging.

Crazy maniac worm lovers need love too

wormie lovin

Ok I am going to start posting my stats and photo info (when I remember to :) )

Taken with the 85mm lens around 9 am...she was facing east
ISO 100
SS 1600
f/3.5

AWWWW my girls

Look how sweet Stinker is when she's being distracted by tattooed hotties

I need a sugar daddy

If you know anyone or if you would like to apply for the position yourself, Email me :)

it hurts me to even look

I came home from Melanoma's graduation, on Sunday, to my son who looked like he ticked some big kid off.
No worries...he was pushing his construction truck around and crashed....with his face.

LEAH: Reese's shorts came from Target, her shirt was a hand me down from Lex that came from the Gap. All of Lexie's clothes are hand me downs from Abbie. LOL

WOO HOO

On Saturday, J had his Make a Wish party. IT WAS AWESOME! Make a Wish came out and built him a Rainbow Play System and every kid there couldn't stay off of it.


Here's the 3 amigos watching the tattooed hotties build the play structure.