So the Dream Cruise isn't until Saturday

and Woodward is already crazy. For example:




Here's the ugliest car I have ever seen...ready? I don't think you are. I will give you a minute to compose yourself...even the guy on the motorcycle wasn't ready for that kind of fugly.





Then there was this cool thing. Sorry it's leaning a bit. After seeing that ugly yellow thing I was dizzy and nauseaus



NOW this is what I will have my man harem being chauffeured in



Even the tow truck driver knows that thing means business!

It's been a while

Sorry Bets!

oh how I love toddler feet

This weekend she was a perfect angel. She didn't paint her entire body in nail polish and then yell "DAMN IT" she didn't climb the bookshelves and then scream for someone to save her. Why can't she be this good all the time??

Two rugrats who should never be trusted

Mr. The man did this to her...and she let him. This all happened while Drama laughed maniacally. Where was I you ask? Probably hiding in the backyard with some holy water and a crucifix.

if only he realized

she's only there for the sandwich....



Yeah I know the chair is a distraction...

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

My parents took the oldest two up north for the weekend....OMG I only have one child at home and it's a breeze. What the heck was I complaining about when I only had Drama to care for?!

I am horribly annoyed today

Let's start with yesterday, shall we?? I was supposed to go vote for a tax that would keep the Detroit Zoo open. The kids were so HORRIBLY bad that if this tax doesn't go through, it will be my fault. THEN I get the bright idea to do Jackie Warner's workout (sorry I don't feel like getting a link...google it)I did the lower body workout(let's face it, I have a big ass). Today I can barely move and my kids are back at their old tricks. I have a ton of pics on my computer but this new monitor is kinda wonk. So here's a pic. Please let me know if it's too dark or just too wonky for you.




notice the bruises on Stinkerbell's legs. It looks like we beat her but it's the opposite, the child climbs and falls off EVERYTHING!